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22-02-2007, 15:34
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&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
&gt;&gt;&gt; She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about
&gt;&gt;&gt; ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
&gt;&gt;&gt; Two cowboys applied for The job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
&gt;&gt;&gt; She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied
&gt;&gt;&gt; she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have
&gt;&gt;&gt; him around the house than the drunk.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and
&gt;&gt;&gt; knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard
&gt;&gt;&gt; and the ranch was doing very well.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Then one day, the
&gt;&gt;&gt; rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job,and the ranch
&gt;&gt;&gt; looks great. You should go into town and kick up your
&gt;&gt;&gt; heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on
&gt;&gt;&gt; Saturday night.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; He returned around 2:30am, and upon entering the room, he found
&gt;&gt;&gt; the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,
&gt;&gt;&gt; waiting for him.
&gt;&gt;&gt; She quietly called him over to her.
&gt;&gt;&gt; Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did
&gt;&gt;&gt; as she directed.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them
&gt;&gt;&gt; neatly by her boots.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly
&gt;&gt;&gt; watching her eyes in the fire light.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he
&gt;&gt;&gt; was told and dropped it to the floor.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into
&gt;&gt;&gt; town again, you're fired!

McjohnjM
22-02-2007, 19:34
Love it:)
Kim

jackie greaves
24-02-2007, 01:46
didn't see that punch line coming.:D:D