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>>> A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
>>> She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about
>>> ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
>>> Two cowboys applied for The job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
>>> She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied
>>> she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have
>>> him around the house than the drunk.
>>>
>>> He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and
>>> knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard
>>> and the ranch was doing very well.
>>>
>>> Then one day, the
>>> rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job,and the ranch
>>> looks great. You should go into town and kick up your
>>> heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on
>>> Saturday night.
>>>
>>> He returned around 2:30am, and upon entering the room, he found
>>> the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,
>>> waiting for him.
>>> She quietly called him over to her.
>>> Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did
>>> as she directed.
>>>
>>> Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
>>>
>>> Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them
>>> neatly by her boots.
>>>
>>> Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly
>>> watching her eyes in the fire light.
>>>
>>> Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he
>>> was told and dropped it to the floor.
>>>
>>> Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into
>>> town again, you're fired!
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