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Kiddie001
06-02-2006, 14:30
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and
tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab,
nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a
large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the
still shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of
me.'
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he
didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry. It's entirely my fault.
Today is my first day driving a cab... I've been driving a hearse for the
last 25 years.'

LiesaAnna
06-02-2006, 18:41
brilliant!!!! so funny!!!!!!!! i loved that best !!!!!!!!!![laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh]

Sharon G
06-02-2006, 19:00
....I,ve just nearly fallen off my chair laughing!!...brilliant
:D:D:D:D

becbecs
06-02-2006, 20:31
[laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh]

eagleydo
06-02-2006, 21:35
[clap][clap][clap][clap]brilliant!!!!

andrewandcarole
06-02-2006, 22:27
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Very funny!

Carole

ALR
06-02-2006, 22:39
[clap][clap][clap][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][clap][clap][clap]

smiler
06-02-2006, 22:43
:Dloved it, very funny:D

jackie greaves
07-02-2006, 01:13
Very good[msnsmile2][msnsmile2]

sheenallan
09-02-2006, 13:33
Poor man it's a wonder he didn't end up in a hearse ,brilliant[clap][clap]
Sheena.