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    Taxi driver

    A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and
    tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab,
    nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a
    large plate glass window.
    For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the
    still shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of
    me.'
    The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he
    didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
    The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry. It's entirely my fault.
    Today is my first day driving a cab... I've been driving a hearse for the
    last 25 years.'


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    brilliant!!!! so funny!!!!!!!! i loved that best !!!!!!!!!![laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh]
    Liesa


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    ....I,ve just nearly fallen off my chair laughing!!...brilliant
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    [laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh]


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    [clap][clap][clap][clap]brilliant!!!!
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    [clap][clap][clap]

    Very funny!

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    [clap][clap][clap][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][clap][clap][clap]


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    loved it, very funny
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    Very good[msnsmile2][msnsmile2]


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    Poor man it's a wonder he didn't end up in a hearse ,brilliant[clap][clap]
    Sheena.
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