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Kiddie001
23-01-2006, 14:20
40-ish................................49.

Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.

Athletic...............................No breasts.

Average looking....................Moooo.

Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.

Emotionally Secure................On medication.

Feminist................................Fat.

Free spirit............................Junkie.

Friendship first......................Former s l u t.

New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.

Open-minded.......................Desperate.

Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing.

Professional..........................B i t c h.

Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.

Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.

Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.
LesleyB
23-01-2006, 15:49
[msnscared]
stabard
23-01-2006, 16:11
Oooh HArsh [msnwink]
DiannaUK
23-01-2006, 18:43
Hmmmm. I won't start on the male version, I've got things to do in the next 24 hours :)

Dianna aka "professional"
LiesaAnna
23-01-2006, 19:38
[laugh][laugh][laugh] funny!
Ray&Sarah
23-01-2006, 20:24
Harsh but funny.[msnsmile2]
Cruella DeVilla
23-01-2006, 20:40
Ian, Have you met anyone yet? Hope she has a GSOH!
becbecs
23-01-2006, 20:40
[laugh][laugh][laugh]
Kiddie001
23-01-2006, 20:52
<blockquote id="quote" class="ffs">quote:Originally posted by Kiddie001
<blockquote id="quote" class="ffs">quote:Originally posted by Cruella DeVilla
Ian, Have you met anyone yet? Hope she has a GSOH!
[/quote]

Believe it or not I've been married 16 years! the reason that weve lasted this long is that she doesnt match any of these criteria (apart for perhaps the first one within a year or two)
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