DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

[Kiddie001]

40-ish................................49.

Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.

Athletic...............................No breasts.

Average looking....................Moooo.

Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.

Emotionally Secure................On medication.

Feminist................................Fat.

Free spirit............................Junkie.

Friendship first......................Former s l u t.

New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.

Open-minded.......................Desperate.

Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing.

Professional..........................B i t c h.

Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.

Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.

Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.

[LesleyB]

[msnscared]

[stabard]

Oooh HArsh [msnwink]

[DiannaUK]

Hmmmm. I won't start on the male version, I've got things to do in the next 24 hours

Dianna aka "professional"

[LiesaAnna]

[laugh][laugh][laugh] funny!

[Ray&Sarah]

Harsh but funny.[msnsmile2]

[Cruella DeVilla]

Ian, Have you met anyone yet? Hope she has a GSOH!

[becbecs]

[laugh][laugh][laugh]

[Kiddie001]

<blockquote id="quote" class="ffs">quote:Originally posted by Kiddie001
<blockquote id="quote" class="ffs">quote:Originally posted by Cruella DeVilla
Ian, Have you met anyone yet? Hope she has a GSOH!
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Believe it or not I've been married 16 years! the reason that weve lasted this long is that she doesnt match any of these criteria (apart for perhaps the first one within a year or two)
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