I needed a password 8 characters long so I picked Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs……


Crime in a multi storey car park. That is wrong on so many levels …..


I was playing chess with my friend and he said “let’s make this interesting “. So we stopped playing chess…


I was in a band called the Prevention, because we hoped people would say we were better than the Cure……


Uncle Ben has died. No more Mr Rice Guy…..


I’ve just been on a once-in-life-time holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again …..