I know most of you are a long way of retirement but when I read this I thought, this is just me

Question:
How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change alight bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe ofretirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind beingcalled Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question:
Among retirees, what isconsidered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer:They are the only ones who have thetime.

Question: What is the common term forsomeone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer:NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow toclean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids willwant to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a longlunch?
Answer: Normal.

Question:What is the best way to describeretirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage ofgoing back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say hedoesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with? Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.


And, my very favorite....
QUESTION:
What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.