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    Florida Chatterbox tony2000's Avatar
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    Heart of Gold

    A group of Orlando bikers were riding south on the I-275 when they saw a girl (Cindy) about to jump off the Skyway bridge, they stopped.
    The big burly biker's leader (6 feet between the eyes) gets off his Harley, walks through the by-standers & State Troopers and says to the girl 'What are you doing ?'
    She says 'I am going to commit suicide'
    He says to the girl, showing off in front of all his fellow bikers 'well, before you jump, why don't you give me a big kiss'
    With no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the barrier and gave the biker a long deep lingering kiss, followed immediately by another one.
    The crowd cheers the hero for saving the girl from an early bath.
    The biker says to the girl 'why are you committing suicide, that kiss was fantastic, it was the best kiss I've ever had !'
    Cindy just looks at him straight in the eyes and says 'I've had enough of my parents keep moaning at me, as they don't like me dressing up like a girl !!

    Its still unclear whether (s)he jumped or was pushed!!


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    Florida Junior seanchai's Avatar
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    hahahahahahaha good one Tony .


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    Florida Chatterbox Tony G's Avatar
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    Ha ha!!


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