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    Answers from a brilliant student

    ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO SCORED 0%

    (I would have given him 100% ... check it out and think about it)

    Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
    * his last
    Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
    * at the bottom
    Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
    * liquid
    Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
    * marriage
    Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
    * exams
    Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    * Lunch & dinner
    Q7. What looks like half an apple?
    * The other half
    Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
    * wet
    Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
    * No problem, he sleeps at night.
    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.
    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
    * Very large hands
    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
    * No time at all, the wall is already built.
    Q13. How can
    you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without
    cracking it?
    *Concrete floors are very hard to crack.















    Wendy


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    LOL - love it![]
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    Fantastic []


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    Love it - having seen some of the answers Stuart used to have to mark when he was lecturing and those answers were for real these are absolute gems


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