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    The best Christmas Cake recipe

    THE BEST CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE.

    Ingredients:
    2 cups flour
    1 stick butter
    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    Lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    Nuts
    2 bottles wine
    2 cups of dried fruit.

    Method:

    First, sample the wine to check the quality.
    Take a large bowl, check the wine again.
    To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
    Repeat.
    Turn on the electric mixer.
    Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
    Add one teaspoon of sugar.
    Beat again.
    At this point it's best to make sure the wine is still OK.
    Try another cup... just in case.
    Turn off the mixerer thingy.
    Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
    Pick the fruit up off the floor.
    Mix on the turner.
    If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
    Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity.
    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
    Check the wine.
    Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
    Add one table.
    Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink, whatever you can find.
    Greash the oven.
    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
    Don't forget to beat off the turner.
    Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
    Finish the wine and wipe the counter with the cat.
    Go to Walmart and buy a cake.
    Bingle Jells!
    Scorpio


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    Moderator luckylady's Avatar
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    Going to Walmart to buy a Christmas cake would be wonderful . The only problem I haven't seen one!!! Buying the ingredients and making one is too much hassle and more than likely a big disaster[msnwink]
    Barbara


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    [msnsmile2][msnsmile2] Now why did I not make this recipe - instead of using Delia's which only uses a 'small' amount of brandy


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    Excellent-I've pinched it!


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