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    They walk among us !!!

    They Walk Among Us!
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    One day I was walking down the beach with
    some friends when someone shouted....

    'Look at that dead bird!'
    Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'

    They walk among us!

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    My colleague and I

    overheard an admin girl talking about the

    sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.
    She drove down in a convertible, but said
    she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned

    because the car was moving'.

    They Walk Among Us!

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    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car

    which is designed to cut through a seat belt

    if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car boot.

    They Walk Among Us!

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    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and.
    went to the lost luggage office.
    The woman there smiled and told me not to worry
    and said I was in good hands.

    'Now,' she asked me,
    'Has your plane arrived yet?'....

    (I work with professionals like this.)

    They Walk Among Us!

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    While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man
    ordering a small pizza to go.
    The cook asked him if he would like it cut

    into 4 pieces or 6.


    He thought about it for some time
    then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry

    enough to eat 6 pieces.


    They Walk Among Us!
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    Last edited by kitch50; 26-09-2011 at 20:48.
    Wendy


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    Very good


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