I have had a few laughs when on my hols. And wondered if anyone else had any...
Right picture this, We are in the villa, my wife in doing a washing, kids running around, sister floating about the kitchen complaining me and my brother in-law hadn't cleaned the oven, after cooking breakfast, so there was a bit smoke coming out the oven.
So I say to my brother in-law lets go to Wal-Mart.
So we go out to the car.
But instead of driving away, I have placed a walkie talkie next to the oven behind the bread bin, and we're sitting in the car looking into the kitchen.
And in the best American voice I can say.
This in the fire chef please vacate the building women and children first. Please vacate the building.
I see my sister looking then shouting at the oven. No No it's ok, it's just a wee bit smoke. She then runs to my wife and they both come into the kitchen and start talking to the oven saying its ok.
I then say, you now have 30 seconds to vacate the villa then foam will start coming out the walls till we arrive.
The next thing they all come running out the house, screaming to us that the fire engines are on their way, now they are both nurses so they have a wee bit brains.lol. my brother inlaw,trying to keep his laugh in asks my sister who told her that, she turns round to him and says. The oven stupid.
We then couldn't hold our laugh in, what you are laughing at, she shouted. You’ll not be laughing when they come and we tell them it's your fault.
They didn’t think we were funny neither did the kids at first, and asking the oven how long it was going to be with the pizzas every other day didn’t help.
Jeez it was ages before they forgave us for that one.
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