The last immo officer I had went through the usual spiel, asked me who I was travelling with..... my 25 year old niece at the next booth, asked me my occupation......midwife, looked across at my niece who was wearing a loose fashionable top and asked me if she was pregnant[msneek]
When I said no he was mortified but we both had a good laugh and a joke as he made me promise not to tell her what he had said

Many of them have a very human side if you just behave properly...........travelling to Denver tomorrow, hope I don't have cause to change my mind about what I just said[msneek]