Can someone help this man?

[RotondaFL]

I hope everyone understands that I only posted it as a 'joke'. Maybe it should be in the joke postings. This guy really put some thought behind it!

[lafifille]

How many of those do I get every week (I own a B&B), they always seem to add a new twist: I guess they need to, people are becoming wiser. If only 1 out of ten was true I would be booked full for the next 10 years, and would be going to Florida more often .
Oh, and...anybody knows what happened to the poor kid whose Dad (premier secretary of some ministry) was killed by the rebels in Abidjan, fortunately not before managing to stash millions away on a Swiss bank account... did she ever get out of the country ? [stupid2]