> > A distinguished young woman on a flight from
> > Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a
> > favor?'
> > 'Of course my child. What may I do for you?''
> > ''Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic
> > hair dryer for my mother's birthday
> > that is unopened and well over the Customs limits,
> > and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any
> > way you could carry it through Customs for me?
> > Under your robes perhaps?''
> > The priest answered: ''I would love to help you,
> > dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.''
> > ''With your honest face, Father, no one will
> > question you.''
> > When they got to Customs, she let the priest go
> > ahead of her. The official asked,
> > ''Father, do you have anything to declare?''
> > 'From the top of my head down to my waist, I
> > have nothing to declare.''
> > The official thought this answer strange, so
> > asked, ''And what do you have to declare
> > from your waist to the floor?''
> > ''I have a marvelous instrument designed to be
> > used on a woman, but which is, to
> > date, unused.''
> > Roaring with laughter, the official said, ''Go
> > ahead, Father. Next!''
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