This was the wording on my sons Fathers Day card to his dad thought it was VERY true!!

Things Dads NEVER SAY!

I'm lost - let's stop and ask for directions

Ironing? Let ME do it! ME! ME! ME!

Your mum and I are going away for the weekend - why not have a WILD PARTY!

Don't bother getting a job. Just sponge off us for the rest of your life!

If I were you I'd leave - I'm about to make an unfortunate [u]stench!</u>