In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go and collect your pension and then you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 45 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol and generally be promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You go to primary schol, you become a child and you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. Then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions, with central heating androom service on tap.