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Thread: Next Survivor Series - One for the ladies!

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    Next Survivor Series - One for the ladies!

    NEXT
    'SURVIVOR' SERIES


    Six married men will be dropped on an island with
    One car and 3 kids each

    For six weeks.


    Each kid will play
    Two sports and either take music or dance classes.


    There is no fast
    Food.


    Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned
    House clean,

    Correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do
    Laundry, and pay

    A list of 'pretend' bills with not enough
    Money.


    In addition, each man will have to budget in money for
    Groceries each

    Week.


    Each man must remember the birthdays of
    All their friends and relatives,

    And send cards out on
    Time.


    Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment,
    A dentist

    Appointment and a haircut appointment .. He must make one
    Unscheduled and

    Inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care
    (weekend, evening, on a

    Holiday or right when they're about to leave
    For vacation).

    He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social
    Function.


    Each man will be responsible for decorating his own
    Assigned house,

    Planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at
    All times.


    The men will only have access to television when the
    Kids are asleep and

    All chores are done.


    Each father will be
    Required to know all of the words to every stupid song

    That comes on TV
    And the name of each and every character on cartoons.


    Each man will
    Have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a

    Tortilla and
    One marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.


    Each man
    Must adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish

    Shoes,
    Stay thin & fit, have perfect hair, keep their fingernails
    &

    Toenails polished and maintain removal of unwanted hair. The men
    Must try

    To get through each day without snot, spit-up or barf on their
    Clothing.


    During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure
    Severe abdominal

    Cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood
    Swings but never

    Once complain or slow down from other duties. They
    Must try to explain

    What a tampon is for when the 6-yr old boy finds it
    In the purse.


    They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and
    Find time at least

    Once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar
    Setting.


    He will need to read a book to the children each night
    without falling asleep, and then feed them, dress them, brush their
    teeth and comb their

    Hair each morning by 7:00 . They must leave the
    Home with no food on their face or clothes.


    A test will be
    Given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be

    Required to
    Know all of the following information:
    each child's birthday, Height, Weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.

    Also the

    Child's' Weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labour, each Child's' favourite Colour, middle name, favourite snack, favourite song,favourite drink, favourite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.


    They must clean up after their sick
    Children at 2:00 a.m. And then spend
    the remainder of the day tending
    to that child and waiting on them hand
    and foot until they are better.


    They must have a loving, age appropriate reply to, 'You're
    not the boss of me.


    The kids vote them off the island based
    On performance. The last man wins

    Only if...

    he still has enough energy
    To be intimate with his spouse at a
    moment's notice.


    (this one does not even include the full time job at the same Time!)
    Heidi


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    LOL - I love it!
    Caroline & Dave



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    Brilliant!![laugh][laugh][laugh]
    Frances



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    Whilst still managing to find somewhere he has been before and doesn't need a map, can park his car without causing a queue of traffic for four miles, etc [msnwink]
    Regards, Mark


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    I love it!!
    And remember to buy presents for each classmate's birthday party, and organise the child's (or each child's) birthday party well in advance. [msnwink]


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    Oh and after lunch the men get to play golf [msnsmile2][msnwink]

    Dave


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    Brilliasnt!


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    Very funny[msnsmile2]

    Julie


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    Heidi,only got to read this now, its very good,I love it .
    Olive


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    Great, I love it.[msnsmile2]
    Janice
    http://www.onlinefloridavillas.com/villas/1829.aspx


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