The bacon tree

**owen3** · 22-02-2008, 03:58

> The Bacon Tree.
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> Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to
> death.
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> They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when
> all of a sudden.......
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> "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon I ahm sure of eet."
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> "Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee".
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> So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and
> there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
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> There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back
> bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
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> "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Eet EES a bacon tree!"
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> "Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't
> forget."
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> "Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees
> no meerage, ees a bacon tree".
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> And with that ...Luis races toward the tree.
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> He gets to within 5 meters, with Pepe following closely behind, when all
> of a sudden a machine gun opens up and Luis is cut down in his tracks.
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> It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he
> manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.
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> "Pepe...go back man, you was right. ees not a bacon tree."
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> "Luis, Luis, mi amigo...what ees it?"
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> "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree...
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> Ees....
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> ... Eees a Ham Bush".
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