Colonoscopies



<span style="color:blue">Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: </span id="blue">

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!


<span style="color:green">2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" </span id="green">

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"


<span style="color:maroon">4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" </span id="maroon">

<span style="colorrange">5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married." </span id="orange">


<span style="color:red">6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" </span id="red">

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."


<span style="color:green">8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" </span id="green">

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!


<span style="colorurple">10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." </span id="purple">

<span style="color:brown">11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" </span id="brown">


<span style="colorink">12. "Now I know why I am not g**." </span id="pink">

<span style="color:blue">And the best one of all.. </span id="blue">


<span style="color:red">13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?" </span id="red">

Lynne