No, I'm not getting at blondes 'cos I'm one too.
A police patrol car pulled alongside a speeding car on the motorway and looking at the car, the policeman was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. Realising that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, he wound down his window and yelled, "pull over".
"No, the blonde yelled back, "it's a scarf"!!!
A policeman stops a blonde for speeding and asks her nicely if he could see her licence. She replied in a huff, "I wish you police would get your act together. Yesterday you took away my licence and now today you expect me to show it to you".
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