A hydrogen atom walks into a bar and says, "I've lost one of my electrons."
The bartender says "Are you sure?" He says, "I'm positive!"

Two nuts walk into bar... one was a salted.

Jumper cable goes into as bar... Bartender says, "You can stay, but don't
start anything."

Sandwich walks into a bar... Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food
Here."

Dyslexic...walks into a bra...

Two cannibals were eating a clown...One says "Does this taste funny to you?"

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and or orders a martini. The bartenders says, “Certainly. Olive or Twist?”