The two brooms date

**smiler** · 29-10-2007, 00:12

<span style="color:red">Happy Halloween</span id="red">

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<span style="color:black"><div align="center">Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !!' said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt. </div id="center"> </span id="black">

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<span style="color:maroon"><div align="center">'WE HAVEN'T EVEN [u]SWEPT TOGETHER</u>!' </div id="center"> </span id="maroon">

<span style="color:black"><div align="center">Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's </div id="center"> <div align="center">too short not to enjoy...</div id="center"><div align="center">even these silly little cute.....</div id="center"><div align="center">and clean jokes </div id="center"> </span id="black">

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