Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde said to the other, "which do you thinkis farther away, Florida or the Moon?"
The other blonde turns and say "halloooooooooooooooooooooooo, can you see Florida?
The gorgeous young redhead goes into the Doctor's surgery and said that her body hurt wherever she touch it, impossible said the Doctor. Show me. The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed on her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed. Everwhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, you're not really a redhead are you? Well no, she said, I'm actually a blonde. I thought so, the Doctor said, your finger is broken.
A Russian, an American and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, we were first in space. The American said, we were first on the moon! The blonde said, so what? We are going to be the first on the sun. You can't land on the sun you idiot you will burn up said the Russsian.
The blonde replied, we are not that stupid you know. We are going to land at night.
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