My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and
I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone
at a nearby table.
My wife asks, "do you know her?"
"Yes," I sighed, "she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up all those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says my wife, "who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
So you see, there really are 2 ways to look at everything.
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