No offence to Blonde forum members as I am one too.
A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades
while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine
alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the
high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared,
"Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't
you go on and give it a try?"
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an
alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he
spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water,
shotgun in hand.
As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming
rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim,
shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby
were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The
blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its
back.
Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration,
"[bad language filtered out] ! ......................
this one is barefoot too!!!!!
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