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>>Wedding Anniversary
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>>Wayne was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Jane
>>was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find
>>a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds
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>>AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
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>>The next morning Wayne got up early and left for work. When
>>Jane woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
>>gift -wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, Jane put on
>>her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the
>>house.
>>
>>She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
>>
>>Wayne has been missing since Friday.
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