>
> Notes written by PARENTS in a Tennessee school district...
> (Spellings have been left intact.)
>
> 1. MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE TODAY. PLEASE
> EXECUTE HIM.
>
> 2. PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT SHE WAS SICK AND I HAD HER SHOT.
>
> 3. DEAR SCHOOL: PLEASE ECSC's JOHN BEING ABSENT ON JAN. 28, 29, 30, 31,32
> AND ALSO 33.
>
> 4. PLEASE EXCUSE GLORIA FROM JIM TODAY. SHE IS ADMINISTRATING.
>
> 5. PLEASE EXCUSE ROLAND FROM P.E. FOR A FEW DAYS. YESTERDAY HE FELL OUT OF
> A
> TREE AND MISPLACED HIS HIP.
>
> 6. JOHN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAD TWO TEETH TAKEN OUT OF HIS FACE.
>
> 7. CARLOS WAS ABSEN YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL. HE WAS HURT
> IN THE GROWING PART.
>
> 8. MEGAN COULD NOT COME TO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN BOTHERED BY
> VERY CLOSE VEINS.
>
> 9. CHRIS WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL CUS HE HAS AN ACRE IN HIS SIDE.
>
> 10. PLEASE EXCUSE RAY FRIDAY FROM SCHOOL. HE HAS VERY LOOSE VOWELS.
>
> 11. PLEASE EXCUSE PEDRO FROM BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD (DIAHRE,
> DYREA,DIREATHE), THE SH**S.
>
> NOTE: [WORDS IN ( ) WERE CROSSED OUT].
>
> 12. PLEASE EXCUSE TOMMY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD DIARRHEA, AND
> HIS
> BOOTS LEAK.
>
> 13. IRVING WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE MISSED HIS BUST.
>
> 14. PLEASE EXCUSE JIMMY FOR BEING. IT WAS HIS FATHER'S FAULT (You know,
> this
> could be legit!)
>
> 15. I KEPT BILLIE HOME BECAUSE SHE HAD TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING BECAUSE I
> DON'T KNOW WHAT SIZE SHE WEAR.
>
> 16. PLEASE EXCUSE JENNIFER FOR MISSING SCHOOL YESTERDAY. WE FORGOT TO GET
> THE SUNDAY PAPER OFF THE PORCH, AND WHEN WE FOUND IT MONDAY. WE THOUGHT IT
> WAS SUNDAY.
>
> 17. SALLY WON'T BE IN SCHOOL A WEEK FROM FRIDAY. WE HAVE TO ATTEND HER
> FUNERAL.
>
> 18. MY DAUGHTER WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED. SHE SPENT A
> WEEKEND WITH THE MARINES.
>
> 19. PLEASE EXCUSE JASON FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD A COLD AND
> COULD
> NOT BREED WELL.
>
> 20. PLEASE EXCUSE MARY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. SHE WAS IN BED WITH
> GRAMPS.
>
> 21. GLORIA WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY AS SHE WAS HAVING A GANGOVER.
>
> 22. PLEASE EXCUSE BRENDA. SHE HAS BEEN SICK AND UNDER THE DOCTOR.
>
> 23. MARYANN WAS ABSENT DECEMBER 11-16, BECAUSE SHE HAD A FEVER, SORE
> THROAT,
> HEADACHE AND UPSET STOMACH. HER SISTER WAS ALSO SICK, FEVER AN SORE
> THROAT,
> HER BROTHER HAD A LOW GRADE FEVER AND ACHED ALL OVER. I WASN'T THE BEST
> EITHER, SORE THROAT AND FEVER. THERE MUST BE SOME THING GOING AROUND, HER
> FATHER EVEN GOT HOT LAST NIGHT.
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