Evening gals, well I got my come-uppance tonight + 1½lbs, although I think I must have had the smallest weight gain from a holiday in the past few weeks as mine was read out as an example of how not to go mad!![msnembarrased]
Back to the porridge tomorrow and will be having a green day, so got my bulgher wheat ready and a couple of eggs hardboiled, let's see how long the [angel] behaviour lasts!
One problem I do have is now my eldest dog is very slow walking we can't power walk round the green - takes as long to do the short version as it used to the long one - can't think where I have heard that before!!
A funny my sister sent me:
The honest truth .... about men
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,somewhat nice and have no money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money and thank God are straight, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW..WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?!?!
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