1. Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but
you can see right through them.
2. Photocopiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3. Tyres -- Male, because they go bald and are often over-inflated.
4. Hot Air Balloons -- Male, because, to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5. Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6. Web Pages -- Female, because they're always getting hit on.
7. Trains -- Male, because they use the same old lines to pick people
up.
8. Egg Timers -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.
9. Hammers -- Male, because they haven't changed much over the last
5,000 years, but handy to have around.
10. The Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male, but consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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