One customs guy just threw away 4 of my small tins of pasta shapes with mini sausages in!! I had bought 10 kiddy pasta tins for my MC's little girls, 'cos she can't get them in FL (at least not for 21 pence per can). I had just gone along the shelves of the supermarket picking two of each type, assuming that they were just different characters!! I didn't even realise that 4 of them had sausages in them, until the customs guy picked them out and said "No meat!!" and without any further ado put them into the big trash can.

Perhaps that's why I get searched every time I go into USA. Maybe somewhere on my notes I am down as a "meat smuggler".