>Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's
>forthcoming wedding.
>
>'Ach, it's all going grand,' says Jock. 'I've got everything >organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, >the rings, the minister, even ma stag night.
>
>Archie nods approvingly.
>
>'Havens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!' continues Jock.
>
>'A kilt?' exclaims Archie, 'that's braw, you'll look pure smart in that!
>
>'And what's the tartan?' Archie then enquires..........
>
>'Och,' says Jock, 'I'd imagine she'll be in white...'
>
>Cheers
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