Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the c r a p s table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She
said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
topless.' With that, she
stripped to the waist, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby,
Southern Girl needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
'YES!
YES! I WON, I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers
and then
picked
up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other
answered,
'I don't know. I thought you were watching '
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an oldie but very funny
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