Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the c r a p s table. A very

attractive blonde woman arrived and bet

twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She

said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play

topless.' With that, she

stripped to the waist, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby,

Southern Girl needs new clothes!'



As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...

'YES!

YES! I WON, I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers

and then

picked

up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.



The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.



Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other

answered,

'I don't know. I thought you were watching '