A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. He is still heavily sedated from a four-hour operation.
A young nurse called Wendy comes in to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse," he mumbles groggily from behind the oxygen mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, Wendy replies, "I don't know. I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."
He struggles again to ask, "Please tell me. Are my testicles black?"
Finally, Wendy pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his testicles and jiggles them around a bit, she then takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"
Wearily, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and says very slowly,
"That was very nice but listen very, very closely. Are...
my...test...results...back?"
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