temperature comparisons

**Kiddie001** · 07-06-2006, 16:04

> >40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> >People in Scotland sunbathe.
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> >35 degrees - Italian cars won't start.
> >People in Scotland drive with the windows down.
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> >20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in
> >Scotland throw on a T-shirt.
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> >15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state.
> >People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.
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> >0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on.
> >People in Scotland have a last barby before it gets cold.
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> >-10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct.
> >People in Scotland lick flagpoles.
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> > -20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico.
> >People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.
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> >-80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
> >
> >Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival excercise until it gets
> >cold enough.
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> >-100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> >People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.
> >
> >-173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes.
> >People in Scotland are angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky kegs.
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> >-297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt.
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> >Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
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> >-460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops.
> >People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh? "
> >
> >-500 degrees - Hell freezes over.
> >Scottish people support England in the World Cup
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