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    Press Release

    -------------------------------PRESS RELEASE---------------------------------


    Halifax Building Society is very pleased to announce that they are installing new "Drive Thru" Cash Dispensers.



    To enable customers to gain maximum benefit from this new facility they have conducted intensive behavioural studies to come up with the appropriate procedures for their use.



    AS FOLLOWS:



    Procedures for MALE customers



    1. Drive up to the cash machine

    2. Wind down your car window

    3. Insert your card into machine and enter PIN

    4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw

    5. Retrieve card, cash, and receipt

    6. Wind up window

    7. Drive off



    Procedures for FEMALE customers



    1. Drive up to the cash machine

    2. Reverse the required distance to align car window with cash machine

    3. Re-start the stalled engine

    4. Wind down the window

    5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to find card

    6. Turn the radio down

    7. Attempt to insert card into machine

    8. Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to its excessive distance from the car

    9. Insert card

    10. Re-insert card the right way up

    11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN number written on the inside back page

    12. Enter PIN

    13. Press "cancel", and re-enter correct PIN

    14. Enter amount of cash required

    15. Check make-up in rear view mirror

    16. Retrieve cash and receipt

    17. Empty handbag again, to locate purse and place cash inside

    18. Place receipt in back of chequebook

    19. Re-check make-up

    20. Drive forward 2 metres

    21. Reverse back to cash machine

    22. Retrieve card

    23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and place card into slot provided

    24. Restart stalled engine and pull off

    25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles

    26. Release handbrake.

    Angie & Davy


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    Very funny - although I guess I shouldn't say so being female!

    Carole


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    Made me smile and I am female too

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