Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma.
After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, 'Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl. The
babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had to be
christened immediately - your brother came in and named them.
The woman thinks to herself, 'Oh suffering Jesus no, not me brother...he's a *******, clueless, gobs***e!'
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, 'Well, what's my daughter's
name?'
'Denise,' says the doctor.
Paddy's sister is somewhat relieved 'Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother....I like Denise.'
Then she asks, 'What's the boy's name?'
'Denephew'
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