Birthday surprise

[Kiddie001]

>A wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband:
>"Buy me a surprise for my birthday!", she said. "Something that
>accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!"
> Happy and excited she was counting down the days for her birthday. And
>finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought...
>
> Apparently he is dead now...


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I think you had better go into hiding now[msnmad]

[andrewandcarole]

Good one!

Carole

[orlandodaze]

Think on second thoughts Ill just take him to the garage.