1.. January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
2.. February
- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.....'duh'.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
3.. March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box
said'2-4 years!'
4.. April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
5.. May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into
those little packets!!!
6.. June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a
slope.
7.. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
8.. August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped,
because top was down.
9.. September - The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
10.. October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
11.. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!!
12.. December - Couldn't call 911.....'duh'.....there's no 'eleven'
button on the phone!!!
Phew!!
What a year!!
Apologies to all blondes who read this!!
Julie
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very funny Julie
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