<span style=&#39;color:brown&#39;>Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the c r a p table. An attractive blonde from St John&#39;s, Newfoundland arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, &#39;I hope you don&#39;t mind, but I feel much luckier when I&#39;m completely nude.&#39; With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, &#39;Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!&#39; As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...&#39;YES! YES! I WON, I WON!&#39;
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, &#39;What did she roll?&#39; The other answered, &#39;I don&#39;t know - I thought you were watching.&#39;</span id=&#39;brown&#39;>

<span style=&#39;color:red&#39;>MORAL - Not all Newfies are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but men will always be men!</span id=&#39;red&#39;>