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    Gold 5 Star Member Lyn's Avatar
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    He said.. She said...

    He said... How does a man show that he is planning for the future?

    She said... He buys two cases of beer.




    He said... Why are blonde jokes so short?

    She said... So men can remember them.



    He said... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,caring and good-looking?

    She said... They already have boyfriends.



    and possibly the best one.....


    He said... Why are married women heavier than single women?

    She said... Single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see whats in the bed and go to the fridge.



    Lyn


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    lol
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    Very good. Love the last one[msnsmile2]


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    Excellent. Particularly the last one - it's classic!!

    [clap][clap]

    Carole


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    Yes I love the last one too!!
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