The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom
making love to a beautiful young woman.
'You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! How dare you do this to me - the
faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you, I want a divorce!'
The husband, replies 'Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened'
'Fine, but it'll be the last words you say to me you unfaithful pig!'
The husband begins to tell his story . . .
'While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so
defenceless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days. With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid
you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devours them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower.
While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste.I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair.'
The husband continues his story . . . . .
'The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.
When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:
'Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?'
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have heard it before but still funny
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