Probably not what should be posted on a healthy eating regime thread ( I hate the word diet)
but its funny so here goes .
Chocolate is a Vegetable
Chocolate is a Vegetable: Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Beans are vegetables. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So chocolate bars are a health food.
Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the car park.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?
Remember, 'stressed' spelt backward is 'desserts'.
Tell everyone you meet about the wonders of chocolate, because the more who know about this amazing vegetable, the more we can all can share in the joy!
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