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    Virus Alert

    >There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and >by hand.
    >
    >This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If
    >you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone >else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your >private life completely.
    >
    >If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and
    >take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known >as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
    >
    >The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator->Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who >can afford it, the next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System->Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been >completely eliminated from your system.
    >
    >Update 05-05-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
    >Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE
    >but may require a more generous application.
    Angie & Davy


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    Yep - I find the first antidote works well!!

    Carole


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    Will avoid that WORK virus like the plague.[msnwink]
    Sarah


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    lol


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