A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the
bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and
panting.
'What's up?' he asks.
'I'm having a heart attack!' cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he is dialing, his 4-year
old son comes up and says, 'Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your wardrobe
and he's got no clothes on!'
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his
screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his
brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor.
''You b*****d,' says the husband. 'My wife is having a heart attack and you're
running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!'
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