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> 1. Your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of
> them.
>
> 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
>
> 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
>
> 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
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> 5. You hear your favourite song in an elevator.
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> 6. You watch the Weather Channel.
>
> 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
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> 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
>
> 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
>
> 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@#
> kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
>
> 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes
> around you.
>
> 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
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> 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go
> up.
>
> 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
>
> 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
>
> 16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM.
>
> 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
>
> 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
>
> 19. If you're a female, you go to the drug store for
> ibuprofen and antacid, not [edited out - this is a family forums]s and pregnancy tests.
>
> 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
>
> 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
>
> 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm
> never going to drink that much again."
>
> 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
>
> 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
>
> 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one
> sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals and friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it and do the same.
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