Jesus

[LiesaAnna]

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".

[janice]

Ha good one LiesaAnna, My Son and his girlfriend were broken into on Saturday night, I wish they had a Rotweiler named Jesus. It might have caught them by the seat of their pants.

[LiesaAnna]

sorry to hear that Jan!
hope the so and so's didnt take to much![msnmad]

[ALR]

[clap][clap][clap]My son loves that joke!!!

[jackie greaves]

Another good one Liesa.

[Ray&Sarah]

Another great joke Liesa.[msnsmile2]

[Cruella DeVilla]

Old but good!

[janice]

Not too much LiesaAnna, but they got Claires jewellery box with her Grandmas engagement ring in, including the receipt from about 65/70 years ago. Everything else can be replaced except that [msnsad]. Sorry, didn't mean to take the edge off your joke, we see the funny side of the burglary 'cos there's nothing else you can do but laugh [msnwink][msnsmile2] They aint gonna get caught.

[LiesaAnna]

thats ok Jan,
jokes maybe funny in their right places but it is sad for those who have been burgled, sometimes i get so mad because these buggers always seem to get away with it!!!