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    The sex of a fly!!!

    >
    > A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
    > husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
    >
    > 'What are you doing?' she asked.
    >
    > 'Hunting Flies' he responded.
    >
    > 'Oh.... Killing any?' she asked.
    >
    > 'Yep,' he replied, '3 males, 2 Females.'
    >
    > Intrigued, she asked,
    > 'How can you tell them apart?'
    >
    > He responded,
    > '3 were on a beer can,
    > 2 were on the phone!'
    Angie & Davy


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    Excellent!! I like this one, though in our household it's me that drinks the beer and hubby that's on the phone!!!
    Barbara
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    Like it.[msnsmile2]
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    Very good
    Paula


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    [laugh][laugh][laugh]like it alot!!
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    Brilliant - and was the beer can next to the sofa and in front of the TV whch just happened to be showing the footie by any chance?

    Carole


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    Good one
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    [clap][clap][clap]still chuckling at that one


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    In future I'll leave the ones on the phone alone then!![msnwink][msntongue]
    Sharon


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